Lately I have been feeling the urge to bake. Pies, tarts, cakes, cookies, muffins and scones. URGE but haven't done it yet. Simply because lately, I have also been mind-blowingly lazy. Lazy to even step out of the house save for meals and work. It's also getting way scary cos I seem to be focused on food 24/7. I google food, think food, breathe food and crave food EVERY FREAKING SECOND.

What is going on here????

I have also channeled my remaining energy to derive reasons and excuses to evade work. I am a lying pig. I really am. But what can I do? The mind controls me. In addition, a sickening addiction to coffee has arisen. Cafe21 is the shits. Yum. So is cheese. I have never been much of a cheese muncher but I have fallen prey to this fermented sin. Melted between pieces of toast in the oven.

I need a new camera so badly I am ready to sell my soul for one. A pink camera me wants!! My life has become so picture-less it pains my joints and hurts my temples. So much food, yes food I have consumed but couldn't document for the world to see.

The only good thing is I seem to be sleeping less nowadays. But then I think the reason also pertains to food. Breakfast. Cafe21. Yes, I know why now. I crave Cafe21 so much I would rather wake up early and pounce on a cup rather then sleep in. Then if there is no work, I spend time watching more food on telly and fantasize about the dishes Gordon Ramsay whips up.

I think I am suffering from withdrawal symptoms.

Withdrawal symptoms of an unemployed (as in full time proper job and not some pig eyeing the customer's coffee) assface.

Oh God. Save Me.
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