The Common

While everyone was enjoying a peaceful tram ride with the most awesome weather for a winter season this afternoon, all of a sudden this old man started targeting a string of vulgarities at his imaginary friend. Or it could be someone, I'm not sure. People started standing up and giving the man weird looks since he was acting pretty violent. Somewhere, my senses seemed to pick up someone saying, "Welcome to Australia.''

I was like, damn right you are lady.